Make their song
BIRTHDAYS. DISS TRACKS. APOLOGIES. YOUR CAT.

Give us a name and three facts. We write and sing a song about them: a birthday roast, a group chat diss track, a grovelling apology, your cat's theme song. Lyric video included. Ready in about three minutes.

Make their song, £6Hear the evidence£6
100% LEGALLY A SONGNO FRIENDSHIPS WERE HARMED*

The evidence

Three orders for three made-up victims. Under each video is exactly what the buyer typed. This is exactly what you get.

GROUP CHAT DISS TRACKUK RAP
WHAT THE BUYER TYPED ABOUT JORDAN (FLATMATE)
  • labels his food in the fridge with his initials and the date
  • has been 'about to go to the gym' since March
  • uses every single pan to make beans on toast
PET THEME SONGCATHEDRAL CHOIR
WHAT THE BUYER TYPED ABOUT BISCUIT (THE CAT)
  • screams for breakfast at 5am even when his bowl is full
  • has a personal vendetta against the hoover
  • only sits on my laptop during important video calls
CHRISTMAS CAROL CRIMECATHEDRAL CHOIR
WHAT THE BUYER TYPED ABOUT BEV (NAN)
  • has hosted Christmas for 31 years and never let anyone else touch the gravy
  • keeps a laminated seating plan and updates it if you upset her
  • took a cracker back to the shop because the joke wasn't funny enough

How it works

Three steps, one victim, zero chance of them ever living it down.

01

Name the victim

Friend, partner, flatmate, colleague, your mum, your cat. First name only, spelled exactly how it should be sung.

02

Spill three facts

Their tea habits. The gym membership. The podcast that never launched. Specific is funny.

03

Pick the occasion and the sound

Birthday roast in Europop? Diss track over a grime beat? Pay £6 and about three minutes later you have the song and the video.

THE ORDERCASE NO. TLL/2026/6
The occasion
Sing about them as
The evidence

Three facts: habits, obsessions, disasters, catchphrases. The more specific, the funnier.

EXHIBIT A
EXHIBIT B
EXHIBIT C
The sound
Secure checkout by Stripe. Apple Pay and Google Pay work.
If the song fails, you get a full refund automatically.

Savage about habits, never cruel. Nothing about looks, health, race, religion, gender or sexuality, no exes, no celebrities. If we can't sing it, we tell you before you pay.

Questions, answered

Is it really about my person?

Every song is written from scratch around the name and the three facts you give us. Nobody else gets the same song.

How fast is it?

About three minutes. Your song appears on the page right after checkout. Bookmark the page and it's yours.

What do I get?

A 40 second song as an MP3, and a vertical lyric video ready for TikTok, Reels, WhatsApp or the family group chat.

Can I post it?

Please do. It's yours to share anywhere. Tag @trulalolo so we can see the damage.

What if it goes wrong?

If we can't make the song, or the singer won't say the name properly, we refund you in full automatically. No forms, no faff.

Will it be mean?

Savage about habits, never cruel about people. Nothing about looks, health, race, religion, gender or sexuality, and kids get pure legend status.

Who's singing?

Our singers are powered by ElevenLabs music, and the lyrics are written fresh for every order. No real artists are imitated, ever.

What will my bank statement say?

KAIDU STUDIO. Trulalolo is run by Kaidu Studio in London.

*Some friendships were mildly harmed.